"I cannot believe this treachery from my own sister!"
"You know not what you are saying, you suckling. I have not touched your husband."
"Then why does he take a picture of you naked of veil to the water closet with him?"
"I don't know. Perhaps he likes the paper for his ablutions."
"You harlot! He is not shitting in the closet with your picture. The Prophet was wise when he prohibited graven images! Now see how you enjoy drowning!"
"You sad goat -- in 2 feet of water?!"
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