What Did YOU Do This Weekend?

Courtesy of Tack-O-Rama

Your Frustration Is Obvious

You are not allowed.


Happily Pillaged From Random Index

In The Biblical Sense

Courtesy of Tofutti Break

Scamp We'd Most Like To See

...abused, verbally, emotionally, sexually -- take your pick, just make it so. Pippi (pronounced, appropriately enough, Pee-Pee) Longstockings, Obnoxious Brat, Extraordinaire.


Many Thanks to Kiddie Matinee

It Hadn't Occurred To Charmaine Yet

...but there was a revolt brewing.


Much Obliged to Vintage Everyday

No, Sir

Nothing racially derogatory goin' on here.


Much Obliged To Fuck Yeah Dementia!

Petty Versoise

Monkey on roller skates,

Bom Bippity bop,

Watch him as he skates,

O'er the traffic cop.

Eternally Grateful to Cocotazo

Another One Of Those Show Biz Marriages

Vera Van Hauten and Her Mischievous Monkey was the name of the act. But few people knew that Cho-Choad the Monkey was actually Mr. Van Hauten. Yes, they started out as partners, but it didn't take too long for Vera and Cho-Choad to fall in love and get married (homobestial marriages are legal in Tibet, and recognized world-wide). So far there has not been the sound of (really) little feet around the Van Hauten household, but the couple tell us they do not intend to stay childless for long.


From The Bounty That Is Retrozone

Boy Is My Face Red!

Many Thanks to Blaaargh!

Boredom Setting In

< uggh, all this chimp ever talks about is his damn bananas and throwing semen at the natives. Compared to him, Cheetah was a regular Don Ameche. >


Courtesy of Grottu Orloff's Pad!

Wayne Didn't Like Confrontations

He also found it hard to bond with the daughters Marie had given him. And it didn't totally have to do with his being on the road so frequently.


Source: Weird Animals Eating Chemicals

You Taste Very Nice, My Dear (Ook Ook)

I never should have let my brother set me up with a blind date.


Thanks to Retrozone