The Senorita Is Saying

"I'm so jealous. I wish my parents would let me wear a two-piece."


Or how about paying for a bikini wax for the poor thing.


Many Thanks to Sloth Unleashed

Oh, Consolata

You have my heart in your hand, and your hand in my pocket. Let's run away to Valencia and stuff ourselves on paella.


Happily Pillaged From La Soledad del Disenador de Fondo