Your Frustration Is Obvious

You are not allowed.


Happily Pillaged From Random Index

Fish-Fly, Door-knob Me Not

The Horse, Radish, is quite nice on the double-teat twins' lingerie. They are curious about the large housewife-hand that threatens to slap them with a fine for lacking cerebrums. But, they worry not, for their breasts are the highlight of the brainless talliwag squirting ceremonies.


Via Random Index

The Predicament of The Buxom Faithful

The Sisters of Fleshiness were devout Anglicans who just happened to have embraced Nudism and Sailor Culture. They set out from Liverpool in a schooner but ran into stormy weather around Southport. They were much afraid, but Frieda raised the Cross hoping that the Lord's Angels would see and take pity upon them. 


The Captain was so distracted by the Sister's exposed attributes that he could not be counted upon to steer the bark to safety, but lay upon the deck in a smitten daze.


Many Thanks to Mlle Ghoul's Fairy Tales