Showing posts with label abuse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label abuse. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Scamp We'd Most Like To See

...abused, verbally, emotionally, sexually -- take your pick, just make it so. Pippi (pronounced, appropriately enough, Pee-Pee) Longstockings, Obnoxious Brat, Extraordinaire.


Many Thanks to Kiddie Matinee

Monday, January 30, 2012

I Hate-Love You

Your lily-white, bare skin repulses me, Darling Worm. Please put on the black vinyl before I vomit upon you. The smell of you makes me want a pap smear, and the sweetness of your temperament makes me want to retch. If you do not come over here right now and pinch my breast hard, I will expectorate into your mouth as soon as I can jack it open. You pus-eating puppy dog.


From The Bounty That Is No, You Shut Up

Monday, January 2, 2012

C'mere, Shithead

If you gonna be carryin' that bitch doll around with you, I wanna see you molestin' it and, at the very least, verbally abusin' the fucker. You hear me, shitheel? Now get outta my sight.


Grazie a Bababadalgharag

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Ken's Been Drinkin' Again, Huh

And Barbie was still recovering from the garroting attack during his last binge.


Much Obliged to Trash