But, Mr. Phantom

It hurts so good when you do it.


Much Obliged to Sloth Unleashed

If Barack Obama Can Have It

"...by God, I can, too!"


Happily Pillaged From I'll Tumblr For Ya

The Future

Where superheros will be named after strippers.


Via Atompunk

Please Do Not Be Alarmed

I am Takahishi, Spectral Ranger from the Marpal Galaxy. I am tracking a fugitive from the Mung Dokka Prison Chain. He is a Pard Planet native known as Fache-Trarna, which translates to "he which enjoys probing solid waste bio-chutes". He is very dangerous. 


I will give you a weapon with which to protect yourself. It looks like a breast pump, but trust me, it is very powerful and it will intimidate Fache-Trarna. 


Now, should he show up, I can be summoned by the sound of intestinal gas passing from your anal orifice while you are enunciating my name. I just need to get a sample of the tonal characteristics.


Thank you. Now I bid you farewell and good luck. I must be on my way.


Source: Bikini Machines

What's Yer Plan Now, Hero?

I'm getting the fuck out of this weird-ass Turkish movie, first of all.


Source: Sloth Unleashed

Voyeuristic Super-Frustration

"Hmmm. Lois must be wearing her lead-lined bra again."


Many Thanks to Grottu Orloff's Pad!

I'll Do Better Than That

If you'll lose Mr. Frowny there.


Courtesy of Grottu Orloff's Pad!

Superheroing Was Tough Before Child Labor Laws

"I'm taking a fruit break -- do ya mind?"


Obliged to Sloth Unleashed