Hello Kitty Indeed

"Are we driving someplace, or do you plan to ply me with some catnip?"

From my Facebook Page, The Hell You Say

If Looks Could Maim

Hey, Baby. How about lancing my boil?


Many Thanks to I Want To Touch Your Face

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Oh, wait. I guess you can.


From The Bounty That Is You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Don't Spag Us, Roobster!

Shalbrinna and Zozz Edmunds want to send a message to Markesans of Marin County. "You are welcome in our lair anytime, but leave your Markesan attitude at the door. We dress the fool and we love it, and we don't want to hear any blaggard comments about it. And don't call me Shpug."


Much Obliged to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Yes, My Man

I was totally expecting your correspondence.


Courtesy of You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Maddy (Almost) Gets 'em On Their Feet

The only band that could make the Hundredaires Club seriously consider rising from their wheelchairs.


"C'mon, you Frug Babies. Getcher glutes off those rollers and shake with Maddy!"


image Courtesy of Tofutti Break

Aldus Magnus, Chihuahua Aristocrat

Reginald Aldus Spotma, 5th Canine Duke of Britany, Summa Cum Dogmus, Esperantu, on the lawn at Notre Dame.


Woof, Ladies. He's single.


Courtesy of Fuck Yeah, Dementia!

The Problem

...with hiring gay bellboys.


Increased wardrobe thefts.


Nicked From Tack-O-Rama

We Relish What We Do

"We shove the poles in the holes, People."


Courtesy of I'll Tumblr For Ya

Mr. Harvey Spoojmuncher

Winner of the 2011 Annual Creative Cursing Grand Prix


Many Thanks to Rally Killer

Solange Thumbs A Ride

Her umbrella ran out of gas.


Eternally Grateful to Simple Dreams

Consumer Joe

Loves the taste of beer in his 'stache.


Many Thanks to Eat My Crayola

I Think You've Made A Mistake, Sweetie

"None of us would have ordered a banana split. We're all gay."


Many Thanks to Vintage Everyday

It's Not What It Looks Like

Really, we can explain.


Via Grottu Orloff's Pad!

The WTF Gauge Is Reading Full

This abounds with (probably) unintended sexual(sexist) and racial(racist) innuendos. It's a marvel of WTF.


Courtesy of Lethal Dose

She Was Always

...giving me the "fish eye".


Cheerfully Pillaged From 2-Headed Snake

Biblical Truths

Yuh, you know I've noticed that about homosexuals. They really have trouble simply locating a door if they're the least bit upset. 
  
But the nearest male asshole. That's a whole different scenario.


(I'm KID-DING, people!)


Many Thanks to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Clint Was A Clinical Psychologist

But on his time off, he liked to let the wild child in him take over, especially when it came to movin' and groovin' to the music.


Nicked From You Can't Piss On Hospitality

The Ur-Shmyzzpaks From The Planet Spogg

"We're really not much different from you Earth folk. We just have a much newer car."


Pilfered from Aliens and Ice Cream

Exactly

The kinda stuff tweener boys would be pulling in the halcyon 60s.


Nicked From Luna Pancake!