Fred Was Determined

that he was going to get laid at this rally.

Much Obliged to Dry Toasts

. . . , fascist doors!

Courtesy of This Isn't Happiness

What Have You Been Smoking, Babe?

I honestly do not know where these idiots get the notion that conservative folk (like myself) hate minorities and gay people. Sure, we don't fall down on our knees and worship their "otherness". I have no problem with any of these groups (or individuals within), but I don't like having their differentness flung in my face like they are daring me to be unpleasant towards them. Give me a fucking break.


Much Obliged to Mustardyellowaura

What Next, Brave New World?

So, now that same-sex marriage seems to be inevitable, what can we expect next from the enlightened social forces? Polygamy legalized? Well, why the hell not?!?


Many Thanks to Retrozone

Obnoxiousness Of The First Order (Let's Turn It Around)

My Straight Son May Not Go Down In History--
    But He'll Go Down On Your Girlfriend!


Never mind -- she'd be proud of that, too.


Eternally Grateful to A 1000 Broken Dreams

We See And Cannot Brook The Reactionaries

The Enlightened Crewe reacts to the passing by of a group of Shriners.


Many Thanks to I Want To Touch Your Face

Have The PC Police Torn This Down Yet?

Don't know where this is, but I'm certain it's not in Texas.


Swiped From Grottu Orloff's Pad!

Teacher, Leave Those Kids Alone

Oi, take yer oppressive rules and shove them up your exhaust pipe! If yer gonna sequester these young souls in a small room and demand they pay attention to your bourgeois propaganda, then don't expect them to abide by yer repressive strictures. 


Especially not my precious Aidan or Chloe.


Get creative and figure out ways to teach them while they act like natural barbarians.


It's the progressive way.

Via Atompunk

School Program Fail

For Johnny and Christine, the self-esteem raising program at school seemed to have a disastrously opposite effect.


Much Obliged to Bezembinder's Illustrated Links

C'mere, Shithead

If you gonna be carryin' that bitch doll around with you, I wanna see you molestin' it and, at the very least, verbally abusin' the fucker. You hear me, shitheel? Now get outta my sight.


Grazie a Bababadalgharag

Special Attache M-32

Standard issue for all Anti-VEGAN (Various Evil Guys Against Normality) agents, the M-32 attache case comes filled with a variety of meats to combat the VEGAN enemy.  A miniature refrigeration unit powered by lithium batteries keeps the carnal contents fresh so that an agent can deploy any of the meat weapons with assurance.


Courtesy of Sex Dog

Post-Modern Kiddie Show

Earth Burst Baby Power Hour, weekday afternoons at 3:30 on Channel Kidz. Captain Trippy and Charming Charles, with their canine pals, CheeChee and ChongChong, show Bratz cartoons, eco-PSA's, and have community action adventures. Brought to you by Conceiv-O-Bomb morning after pills, Sugar Armageddon Flakes, and Baby Crackhead Dollies.


Tio O' The Hat to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Common Fool

Sure, blame society for your problems. You'll grow old and die waiting for society to solve your problems, Hon'.


Take responsibility for yourself and work to solve your problems instead of sitting on your ass and blaming the rest of us.


Many Thanks to A 1000 Broken Dreams

Tell It To Osama bin Laden

Original Caption:The White Poppy symbolises the belief that there are better ways to resolve conflicts than killing strangers. 

Oh, wait, he's not around anymore to be told anything.


Don't think that we don't understand the slap in the face this is to war veterans.


Via Lushlight

Haters Gonna Hate

Copped from Fuck Yeah Dementia

Political Lexicon

"Haters" - term used by liberals/progressives to indicate anyone who disagrees with their views regarding those who generally uphold their values and/or vote Democrat. Also, those who don't buy into their sociopolitical views in general.


To disagree, to object to, to take issue with, takes on an unacceptable emotional onus when it is at odds with the progressive agenda. The same interpretation is never applied to those that agree with that agenda, no matter how charged with vitriol their objections obviously are.


Garnered From The Storehouse That Is Sloth Unleashed

"Averaged" Portrait

Occupy Wall Street's consulting group, Soros Service Agency, has taken portraits of all qualifying 1%ers and have averaged them down to this representative illustration of the quintessential evil rich person.


Many Thanks to Retrogasm

Proof Positive

That yer math skills iz fer shit.


Thanks to Monkey Muck

And Recycling.

Don't forget recycling.


Grazie a Mustardy Yellow Aura

Pillars of the Community

Chippie and Schmendrick were icons of San Francisco's Gay Community. They believed and practiced that in-your-face flamboyance that was so popular at the time. All the "girls" were thrilled when the couple was asked to join the President's Council On Glamour and Effeteness, in positions which paid little, but which accrued massive "progressive credits" for the community.


Everybody nearly died from the leg-tingling.


Courtesy of Luna Pancake