Earl finally was able to buy a Fuckable Fuzzy off the Internet Black Market. FFs are catching on all over the world, after Specialty Toys, Inc came up with the idea of sewing Fleshlight's (TM) into large stuffed animals. Specialty did a lot of research into positioning the sex toy in the optimum position within the plush toys for a natural coital approach. Earl gives his Fucky-Duck two thumbs up!
Many Thanks to You Can't Piss On Hospitality
Cranz-Tallywhacker stereo equipment is preferred 10-to-1 by demanding listeners everywhere. Little Malston Bleeker of Gads Hill, Missouri refuses to listen to Aerosmith on any other system.
Only Cranz-Tallywhacker blows the competition (and your clothes) away.
Courtesy of An Exquisite Paradox
"When my little Troglo trends toward brat state, I nip it in the bud with new Kiddex tranquilizing spray drink. A couple of squirts into his mouth and he is as mellow as Olivia Newton-John in her hot tub. He just lays around and watches Earth Burst Baby Power Hour on the TV, and I can neglect my housework and retire to the bedroom for some hot masturbatory action. Thanks, Kiddex!"
Eternally Grateful to Everlasting Blort
at Querstal's Chocolate Catepiller (TM), a specialty chocolate which is both highly detailed and a combination of several types of chocolate, including milk and bittersweet, with a almond-nougat center. The realistic coloration and mold will make it a hit with young mischievous boys.
Another Great Steal from She Walks Softly
from Not Just Any Old Posies. The perfect thing for you fellows that want to impress that special dowager. $350.00 delivery and set up.
Via She Walks Softly
