The Predicament of The Buxom Faithful

The Sisters of Fleshiness were devout Anglicans who just happened to have embraced Nudism and Sailor Culture. They set out from Liverpool in a schooner but ran into stormy weather around Southport. They were much afraid, but Frieda raised the Cross hoping that the Lord's Angels would see and take pity upon them. 


The Captain was so distracted by the Sister's exposed attributes that he could not be counted upon to steer the bark to safety, but lay upon the deck in a smitten daze.


Many Thanks to Mlle Ghoul's Fairy Tales

Fear Not

For I have supplied the brews.


From The Auspices of Trash

Islamic Behemoth TV Dinner

The layout for a new Islamic brand TV dinner which is not only Sharia-compliant, but also consists of 7 different courses, including a holy dessert in the very center of the aluminum platter.


Sales are expected to be brisk.


Courtesy of Bezembinder's Illustrated Links

For Charity

Hello, Sir. The Sisters of Jayne Mansfield are selling broasted hogsheads for their ministry to underdeveloped Manchester teens. Would you care to purchase one for a contribution? 


Grazie a Sloth Unleashed

What Do Nuns Do?

When Mother Superior is away?


Many Thanks to Andreaxmas

Get Thee Behind Me, Satan

Anton LeVay's cat, Baal, shortly after he converted to Christianity. Although his disposition has softened considerably, he still has a mean face for the satanic things his master forced upon him in past times.


This One Is From My Wife (don't know where she got it from)

The Chaotic Forces Have Begun To Move

Quaal-Malaga help us all.


Many Thanks to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

You're Soaking In It

St. Cecilia at the manicurist.


Nicked From My Ear Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning

Dude On The Left, Pointing

"What's she on about, putting on airs? Eh?"


Source: My Ear Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning

Good God Y'all

Sister Elizabeth Potatoes had been sniffing the incense since 3 am.


Grazie a La Soledad del Disenador de Fondo

Duh!

Maybe He wants you to use the brain He gave you for something more than skull stuffing.


Many Thanks to Mustardy Yellow Aura

Just Because It's So Damn Cute

Big Thanks to Mustardy Yellow Aura

"We Don't Know Where The Hell They Came From"

They sprung up overnight distributed across the United States in no discernible pattern.


Grazie to MarcoFolio.net

Before The Rapture, Loose False Teeth

After the Rapture, Guy really didn't give a damn if his false teeth slipped or not. His demon-teeth were growing in at a brisk pace.


Sneaked Away from Mostly Forbidden Zone

Stupnavedi

The Hindu God of Forced Enlightenment, Brandishing The Hammer Of Anti-ADHD

Source: Nistagmus

The Religionists

Domingo and Lucia converted to the new religion that was sweeping Alsace-Lorraine: Ecstatic Bastet Heaving Devotion (referred to by detractors as "Flying Pussyism"). Here they are seen levitating a consecrated feline in the Holy Hoops Of Heavement. The concentration in their faces reflects the normal meditative deficit in novices, but we know they will attain so-called "saintly glibness" the longer they practice hoops.

Courtesy of Chateau Thombeau

"Me Help Me"

Jesus, being no man's (or woman's, for that matter) fool, easily fell back on His perceived chastity vows. Much to the Tones' disappointment.

Via The Mad Vortex

I Had Boiled It Down To One Of The Two

Charlie was great in bed, but then, J-Hov was promising me eternal youth and a $1000 gift card from Macy's....

Courtesy of Retrogasm

Space Aliens Strike Again!

Young Emilio Giovanni Gutierrez demonstrates the alternate theory for how the Baby Jesus came to Earth, as revealed to him in an alien abduction experience.  (Thanks to Invasores Especiales)