Jack Kerouac Slept Here

Courtesy of Luna Pancake!

The David Lynch Inn

Off of Route 66, Shawnee, Indiana. Indoor plumbing.


Via Luna Pancake!

The Problem

...with hiring gay bellboys.


Increased wardrobe thefts.


Nicked From Tack-O-Rama

At Schmerkel's Sex-Hostel

We always call room service for the Orgasmowake Feast when we are resting from our wild sex.


(in-room pets are available for hire, too!)


Courtesy of Luna Pancake!

We Have A History Together

Honey Babe and the Los Alamitos had had a lengthy professional relationship, but even if she was in denial about the viability of her trade at this point, the motel had long since jetissoned such delusions.


Snitched From My Old Friend, Chateau Thombeau