My Wisdomless Approach To Life

...has brought me to this nadir. I now exhibit the ravages of tanning sessions, drug overdoses, occasional beatings, and vagina-tearing sexual activity, not to mention the multitudinous toxicities of this coffin nail, and my youth is dying a rapid death.


Help me, someone. Save me from my stupidity.


Happily Pillaged From La Soledad del Disenador de Fondo