Honey?

Where did you put the turkey baster?

Much Obliged to DTYBYWL

Oyk, You Have Retracted

"And, so I sez to her, 'Dolly, if yer goner eat that piñata, then yer better be wearin' somethin' sheerer than that dry cleaners bag yer wearin'.' Well, yer woulda thought I had told her she 'ad an extra 'ead. So, I threw up a baby right there. Mind you, I was topless at the time."


Many Thanks to Cosmic Machine

I Think You've Made A Mistake, Sweetie

"None of us would have ordered a banana split. We're all gay."


Many Thanks to Vintage Everyday

It's The Pizza Man

"It's about time. We're catching our death out here. Here, hon', lay some slices on my chest."


Cheerfully Pillaged from You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Convenience Store Soliloquy

Market of Filth: 107 Dogs, 2 Cats Rescued


Many Thanks to Sex Dog

You Heard Me

"No Wire Hangers!"


Many Thanks to Fuck Yeah Dementia

Oh, Pardon Me

"..., but that's my train. See you Tuesday."


Courtesy of Random Index

It's Not What You Think

Shit, the traffic is horrible this morning.


Much Obliged To You Can't Piss On Hospitality

And Don't Forget

To tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree, for me and my posse.


Source: Sex Dog

Are You In The Club?

Yes, I'm in the club.


Thanks to Weird Animals Eating Chemicals

Is That A Boat On Your Head?

Or are you in one of those moods again?


Many Thanks to Chateau Thombeau