Doot Doot Doo

...lookin' out my back door!


Many Thanks to Bleeding Brains

Inseam Hallucinations

Tiffany, it's the oddest, most unsettling thing. For some days now, as I am waking, I have  the most distinct impression that I have a penis. Then I reach down and, for a split second, I can feel balls and shaft, then -- gone. I feel like I may be going insane.


Grateful Acknowledgments to Day's Run Away