The Monkees

Not only are these photos singularly unflattering, but they make the boys look like the Bad Posture Kings.


Happily Pillaged from Retrogasm

I Get That Question A Lot

"Yeah, people are always asking me, 'Miss Joplin, what do you think you will be doing in the year 2000?'. Well, I don't know. I suppose I'll be doing 'Bobby McGee' for audiences on the Moon. Ha-ha!"


Many Thanks to Sorry You Didn't Hear

Hello, Dimension Lords?

"Please, let me outta here."


The Dimension Lords (Les Seigneurs des Dimensions) had trapped Neil Diamond in 1982 for his atrocious song hit, "Heartlight". They were determined to keep him there til 2009, at least in most parallel universes.


"Mr. Diamond, how did you get this number?"


Much Obliged to Trash

The New Pinnacle In Lame

Giving the extended observation of drying paint a run for its money.


Many Thanks to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

The Amy and Britney Show

Full of the delectable goodness of faux apocalyptic showmanship. Guest stars including George Gobel, Lady Godawful, Topo Gigio, and Leftover Meatloaf.


Surreptitiously Borrowed from Mustardy Yellow Aura