Sammy Was Gonna Be Rolling In Dough

He knew that in this neighborhood there were hundreds of middle class hippies who liked to get high as often as possible, but who lacked reliable cars. Sammy had a rock-solid Land Rover and could accommodate 7 hippies on trips to the local Taco Bell, when the munchies hit them.


He simply attached this sign and a duplicate to the sides of his Rover and parked outside the entrance to Stilton Acres.


Nicked From Tofutti Break

Em Essgee, Bodhisattva of Fast Food

Offering supplicants the Taco of Beneficence. With extra sauce.


Many Thanks to DTYBYWL

Damn

I found a hare in my drink.


Happily Pillaged From Fuck Yeah, Dementia!

More Subliminal Advertising?

Chubba-Fageela Foodstuffs didn't care who they offended in their quest to vanquish Dairy Queen forever from the fast food market. To everybody but DQ executives, this advertising card said "Cool Off, Kids!". The FDA could never figure out how Lycanthro Versatile Ads was able to achieve this feat, but they knew they wanted to somehow shut 'em down.


Once Again, Spoils Looted From Tack-O-Rama

Screw Your Nifty Packaging

I'll take a Whataburger over your cardboard burgers any day.


Via This Isn't Happiness

It Occurred To Me

...,seeing this picture of McDonald's when they were still fresh in the market, that maybe I might be pleasantly surprised by the quality of the burgers from this operation of the 50s in comparison to their dreadful 21st Century counterparts.


Happily Pillaged From Atompunk

Feed Her A Drumstick

Bitches love drumsticks.


(I mean, look at that leer)


Courtesy of Retrogasm

I Love Retro Non-Mainstream Food Products

Like this little obscurity, for instance.


Many Thanks to Atompunk

Would You Like

...some burger with your pickles, Sir?


Swiped From Fuck Yeah Dementia!

They Found Her

...wandering the neighborhood in a disoriented state, repeating the day's NORAD callword over and over.


Grates to It's Not Safe Here

Aw, Crap

Squiggly-Poo had just achieved sentience when, to his great dismay, someone proceeded to eat him.


Cheerfully Pillaged From Eat My Crayola

Dude Lower Left

"Oh, Sweet Mary Mom Of Jesus, she had the hard-boiled eggs and fava beans for breakfast!"


Eternally Grateful to It's Not Safe Here

Lord 'a Mercy

"An' be sho' that you has da propuh S&P shakuhs t'boot, Chile."


*And moms, if your child is a Buckwheat, do not serve him the red box pancakes. Make him yellow box pancakes instead. It's the law.


Grazie a Retrophile's Oasis

Happy Little Cold Cuts

Would make me want to take the top bread slice off to have a look before I tucked in.


Source: Cocotazo

Oh, Gosh

I'll have a Flossie-Burger, extra Gouda, with an order of Potato-Onion Fries and a Strawberry Shortcake Shake. My friend here would like a Waffle-Encrusted Banana Split and a Squirt Float. My mom would just like a Butterscotch Dipped Cone and a cup of Irish Coffee. Oh, and give me a pint of the Maple-Orange ice cream to go.


Many Thanks to Kitshy Living

I've Got My Priorities Straight

From The Bounty That Is A 1000 Broken Dreams

The Only Thing That Could Make This A More Attractive Proposition

...is a big ole plate of maxi-nachos and a couple of root beer floats.


From The Bounty That Is You Can't Piss On Hospitality

God, They Were Food-Naughty In The Fifties

Yeah, Baby, gimme a big ole slice!


Many Thanks to Sloth Unleashed

Hate To Tell Ya, Pal

...but yer hero's toast.

LOL!


Source: Fuck Yeah Dementia

Vegetarian Hell

Oh, I'll have an order of cow something, please. Can I get some vaguely gravy-like substance with that?


Via Tofutti Break