Yeah, it's true. She doesn't look like she's a rocket scientist by any means. But she is a sexual genius because not only does she have wonderful, er, attributes, she also has a Betty-Boopish kind of facial charm that no heterosexual man would be able to resist.
Hello, Sir. The Sisters of Jayne Mansfield are selling broasted hogsheads for their ministry to underdeveloped Manchester teens. Would you care to purchase one for a contribution?