Whatcha Starin' At, Mister?

Fuck off, ya bastard or we're callin' the cops.


Happily Pillaged From Retrogasm

Mommy, I Learned A New Word At School

That's very nice, Dear. But I would have thought they had taught you "cunnilingus" or "vulva" or something equally sophisticated by now.


Many Thanks to A 1000 Broken Dreams

Believe Me, Bub

It's not like I haven't tried myself.


Courtesy of Tack-O-Rama

Oh Boy!

Bettie Page!


Eternally Grateful to Tack-O-Rama

Uh, Yeah

Nice shoes ya got there, Babe. I'll just move your dress outta the way so I can see 'em better.


(Oh my God, has this precocious little girl got the  moves down or what?!)


Many Thanks to Sloth Unleashed

Timothy Really Liked Being In The Circus

It was all the really hot girls and women he worked around. They were so nice to him. Yeah, Tim was at the age that he really shouldn't have cared, but he was not like the other 10-year-old boys. He really, really liked females.


From The Bounty That Is Luna Pancake!

Subliminal Messages

Precocious Peter had used his father's recording equipment to add undertones to several of his 45's, messages heard at a subconscious level, messages such as "surrender to me all your candy", "hand over your lunch money", and "show me yours and I will show you mine". 


The only problem was the fact that Peter didn't realize that he would be affected by the subliminal directives as well.


Muchas Gracias a Atompunk

If You Wouldn't Mind

"...could I see your Parents Union card?"


Many Thanks to City Data

Little Miss Bartender

Let's get the kids into the alcohol culture as early as possible, whaddayasay?


Many Thanks to Tiki Pop

Could I Just Have A Childhood Moment Here

Of course, Dear. Daddy, let's leave Eloise  alone now.


Via Bohemea

Hey, Kid!

Don't get any ideas.


Stolen From You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Ricky Rocket, Alien Exterminator

"Did I hear ya say you're having trouble with space aliens, Ma'am?"


Image Courtesy of Grottu Orloff's Pad!

Mama And Papa Told Me Not To Play With Matches

But I reassured them that I was only using them to light my smokes.


Source: VintageGal