Paula!

Oh, did I catch you in the middle of Second Breakfast?


Via You Can't Piss On Hospitality

At Schmerkel's Sex-Hostel

We always call room service for the Orgasmowake Feast when we are resting from our wild sex.


(in-room pets are available for hire, too!)


Courtesy of Luna Pancake!

Pastries With So Much Personality

That you can't bring yourself to eat them.


Courtesy of Cocotazo

Shut Up You!

"I know when to quit."


Grazie a Bababadalgharag

Hey, Stoopid!

Don't ya have the sense to take the wrapper off of your snack before you eat it?


Sheesh. 'sno wonder you're extinct!


Eternally Grateful to Monster Crazy

These Are Our Demands, Earthlings

You will surrender your most fecund Earth women to us and then allow our ambassadors to occupy the stomachs of those who you deem the most powerful among your kind.  From those bases, we will command your leaders to deeds which will further the glorious objectives of our planet Eclarium.


We will infiltrate the stomachs in our own fashion, and warn you not to attempt to help by engaging us with that disgusting and harmful process you call "eating". 


We have warned you.


Borrowed From You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Is Your Girl Friend A Messy Eater?

Enroll her in the Cincinnatti School Of Tidy Gnoshing, P.O. Box 1818, Cincinnatti, OH 45238.


Source: Mustardy Yellow Aura