Tapered For Easy Insertion

Isaly's Petroleum Suppositories, tapered and chilled for easy insertion, with free insertion tool. Hans Liederhosen says "Ja, give your sphincter a treat. Give it an Isaly's!"


They're whipped for your comfort.


Via Tack-O-Rama

Not Very Ladylike At All

Sheila had a tendency to be freewheeling with her body language, but this was a case of biological necessity. Whenever she ate ice cream, rather than a brain freeze, she would invariably suffer a crotch freeze.


Much Obliged to Sloth Unleashed

Aw, Crap

Squiggly-Poo had just achieved sentience when, to his great dismay, someone proceeded to eat him.


Cheerfully Pillaged From Eat My Crayola

Oooh, Baby!

I'm having an ice cream treat variety orgasm.




























Courtesy of Luna Pancake