Earline's Hope

Some day my prince will come. 


Eternally Grateful to Tofutti Break

Says Here

Carol Channing is actually a hermaphrodite, and has had a secret crush on Boutros Boutros-Ghali for years.


Hon'? Do you still love me?


Cheerfully Pillaged From Trash

Look, Ed Wood Was Right

This is the most comfortable outfit I have ever worn. So shut yer piehole, Fritz.


Courtesy of You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Dangerous Situations For A Transvestite

Dude on the Left (obviously 4 sheets to the wind):  "Hey, what gives you the right to look so good and be a fucking man. You really know how to upset a slightly inebriated, latent homosexual like myself!"


Courtesy of  1000 Broken Dreams

Glen Or Glenda?

Glen is not a homosexual. Glen is a transvestite, but he is not a homosexual. 


Thanks Very Kindly, Chateau Thombeau