Don't Be Fooled

Johnny is terrified of trains.

Many thanks to Ghastly Delights

Time To Cut Back

Porter knew he had gone too far with his drinking when he started hallucinating Nancy Kulp on his liquor bottles instead of Jayne Mansfield.


Happily Pillaged From Tofutti Break

That's For You

Porter Wagoner.


Nicked From It's Not Safe Here

Cunt-try Swingin'

A snapshot of the all girl C&W band, the Farmer's Daughters, who were notorious for their off-color original songs, including "Horny Jim" and "I Ain't No Milk Cow, So Stop Pullin' On My Tits".


Courtesy of Peach Bee