Make A Robot for 1970s TV

Short-lived sci-fi comedy TV show, "Holmes and YoYo", from 1976.

In those days, to make a robot, just tape a couple of calculators to the actor's stomach.

Stolen from Vintage Geek Culture

Pervotron Gets Lucky

Johnny McPherson and his little brother, Petey, think that their electronic buddy is about to press their trousers, but they are in for a surprise.


Courtesy of Luna Pancake!

Gum Against Dirty Footprints

Giant ambulatory pack of gum circulates among thoughtless teens and when it detects a dirty shoed foot on any of 51,000 recognized furniture objects, it proceeds to break feet, ankle, or leg associated with it. Your kids won't love it, but you sure will!


Another Brilliant Cop From Tack-O-Rama

The First Delivery

...of sex robots arrived in New York today. This is the Bambi model, price tag: $213,595.


Nicked from DTYBYWL

I'm Really Happy For You

"...and I'm gonna let you finish, Master, but levers are really Old School, even if you got those lame old round buttons on 'em..."


Via Trash

Holy Hobbyhorses!

Horrrlochia was having some second thoughts about having Dr. Bane (who had been recommended by her BFF, Schnookums Einstein) do her annual breast exam. The good doctor looked uncomfortably like Sandra Bernhard, and her robot, or whatever it was, was mumbling something under its breath that sounded like "press and smash eep".


Muchas Gracias a Trash

Uh Oh

"How long have you been here, Offspring-Unit 1! I have walked the whole damn neighborhood looking for you! Why is your antenna retracted?! If you don't have a good answer, you're ungrounded for the next two weeks. See how you like that."


Sincere Appreciation to Sloth Unleashed

Oh, I Am So In The Mood

Evelyn had had a long, difficult week, and now that it was Friday night, she was ready to unwind. No, she wasn't going to call that jerk Freddie or that constantly hesitant Robert. No, tonight she had a date with PleasureBot 2600, featuring 24 different attachments with warmers and vibrating action. Programmed for nothing but satisfying her sexual needs, and totally under her direction.


"Let's take this slow and easy, and build, my heavy metal lover."


Via Atompunk

Why No, I Didn't Hire A Robot To Keep An Eye On The Kids

CX-21 (Child Exterminator Robot model 21) exults -- another successful mission.


Grazie a Fuck Yeah Dementia

Hey, Stupid, You Don't Train Robots -- You Program Them

AWK, <gag>, cough, spit!


Muchas Gracias a Tofutti Break

Thank Goodness

We thought you were Vince Edwards with a really dark tan...


Much Obliged to Sloth Unleashed

Nice Work, Doc

Dr. Schimka Sprvedizsc tinkers with his latest robot, which he proudly notes has the largest nipples in the automaton world.


Grazie to Mostly Forbidden Zone

I Cringe

Way to go, Serling. The most abominable desecration of a classic sci-fi special effects prop on record. My poor Robby.

Courtesy of Retrogasm

Talk Electronically and Carry A Ridiculously Small Baton

Officer Mekaniko checks the driver's license of Mrs. Ur-neil Kassahn while brandishing his defense drumstick. Aficianados will recognize the automaton as the grandfather of Detroit's Robo-Cop.

(Many Thanks to Sloth Unleashed)