No Thanks

"I think I can manage to brush my own teeth."


Eternally Grateful to It's Not Safe Here

Special Attache M-32

Standard issue for all Anti-VEGAN (Various Evil Guys Against Normality) agents, the M-32 attache case comes filled with a variety of meats to combat the VEGAN enemy.  A miniature refrigeration unit powered by lithium batteries keeps the carnal contents fresh so that an agent can deploy any of the meat weapons with assurance.


Courtesy of Sex Dog

She Knew How To Get Rescued

She reasoned that any pilots in the area would probably be male and straight.


Courtesy of Retrozone

My Friends Call Me Muffy

Enough to go around, I trust?


Thankful to Turhan's Bey Company

No, James, I Expect You To Fuck

"I must remind you, Mr. Bond, that should you lose this hand, you will have to service me in those ways in which you are so expert."


Sincere Gratitude to La Soledad del Disenador de Fondo