Who Said Magic Shows Are Boring?

Many Thanks to RockyRakoon

Well Done, Servant

"Now here's your next task. You will go to that whore Schiguenda and insert a dormant Mwatta Worm up her bung -- no I don't care how you manage it -- and then wait for it to dehibernate. When her teats fall off, then I want you to tell her that Queen Kluggananda sends her regards and wishes for her many years of  dry sylph-tunnel and acid tears. Come back with psychishare images to prove your fulfillment of my desires and I will give you one of my attending maidens to do with as you please."


Nicked From Astral Eyes

Detail of Frisson

...in the accommodation chamber of the residence of Waltensio the Wizard in Central Moldova. An evocation of the Convocation of the Dead, carved in enchanted pink alabaster.


Many Thanks to Astral Eyes

Think of the Children, Bones

"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a magician!"


Tip o' the Hat to Archie McPhee's Endless Geyser of Awesome!

While We're In Cups Territory

"While J. K. was out of the room, her visitor decided he just had to have a closer look at her coffee cup."

Source: Sloth Unleashed