Merciful Beyonce

I am looking 'specially delishus t'day, if I may say so myse'f.


Many Thanks to Poorly Dressed People

Darla Was A Victim

...of her own overuse of Botox. Nevertheless, Vinnie adored her. And no one dare insult Darla.


Many Thanks to It's Not Safe Here

Okay, It Comes Down To This

The Chalice of Venus Alabaster Applique or the Power of Alchemy Cosmetic Cupcake. I don't want to add much more red or it will cause a shift, so perhaps I should add the choice of the Blue Velvet Glamorizing Poultice. What do you think, Yamcha?


Courtesy of Eat My Crayola

Unless, Of Course

...he also gave bottles to his other girl friends.


Stolen From It's Not Safe Here

When You're This Gorgeously Made-Up

Wild, dangerous, passionate rutting is surely in order.


Eternally Grateful to A 1000 Broken Dreams

Hon', As Bad As It Is

...don't EVER go out without yer make up on.


Much Obliged to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Amazing

An impressive work of cosmetics for this steampunk glamour look. Just had to share it.


Sneaked Away From My Ear Trumpet Has Been Struck By Lightning

Oh, Those Fun-Loving French

Jacques and Sylvie take a ride on his new Caen scooter. Jacques is prettier than Sylvie, but Sylvie chalks that up to his skillful use of make up. No matter -- he has nothing to match Sylvie's buttercream thighs.


Via Grottu Orloff's Pad!

Headed For A Quack-Up

The lady had abused various cosmetic surgeries and treatments so badly, that she had been assigned the nickname "Daphne Duck" by her so-called friends.


Many Thanks to You're Horrible

Hello, I'm Ms. Crudpumpkin.

"Kakamamee is doing so well. She can say her ABCs all the way through and counts up to 10. I just know that she will easily master the 4th grade curriculum next year, Ms. Tweedle."


Muchas Gracias a Poorly Dressed People

Impossible To Get Good Help These Days

Mr. Mephisto was incensed. His minions had painted his hooves with a shade that clashed jarringly with that of his camisole. The petit-daemons knew that they were in for a fortnight of forced viewings of "Highway to Heaven" and Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.


Thanks to Sloth Unleashed

When Evil Plans Backfire

They found Fifi the next day prostrate on the floor, mirror and lipstick applicator lodged beneath her decomposing corpse.


Source: It's Not Safe Here

Spudly Mug Upgrade

Mr. Potato Head thought he was past due for a makeover. So he engaged the finest vegetable beauty professionals in the world, and was ultimately very happy about the results.


As you can see, he is really quite the phlegmatic fellow.


Much Obliged to La Soledad del Disenador de Fondo

What Are You, Bucky? Some Kind Of Conservative?

Debt of Gratitude to It's Not Safe Here

Actually Quite Cool

I'm not usually very impressed with current trends in fashion and make-up, but I thought this custom nail job was pretty damn cool.

And (natch), an outfit called Disco Nails ginned up this little masterpiece.

Via Sloth Unleashed