Having A Bad Year

Seaman Zarpa had made it his personal mission to resist all female buttocks.

But, by the time he tore open the domicile of Sheely Mangina just to get a look at her half-exposed ass, he was 13-0 in his fight against fanny. And fanny was winning.

Many thanks to Musselsoppans Vanner

Booty Call

Hank hated to go out in public because he had the world's most attractive butt for a man, and he found that both men and woman were so fascinated by it that when his jacket would ride up for any reason, the nearest person (interestingly enough, never his wife) immediately grab for that anatomy.

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Dat Ass

Don't know who she was, but they knew how to do butts in the 60s, fosho.


Many Thanks to Sloth Unleashed

-- The Fuck?!?

What is J-Lo doin' in the ghetto with a tire on her head?


Many Thanks to Fuck Yeah, Dementia!

Oh My God! My Butt. My Butt!

Ernie had sat in the wrong place for sure this time.


Many Thanks to Negative Pleasure 2

Let Me Get This Straight, Mom

You're spanking me because I'm not wearing panties?


Nicked From It Is Not Safe Here

Oooooh!!!

"You caught me airing my butt. You bad boy."


Much Obliged to Sloth Unleashed

Honestly, Human

Don't know why you're so interested in the bitches' butts. They don't smell very interesting to me.


Many Thanks to Fuck Yeah Dementia