At The Palladium

Stool Rock band Dirty Midget! No! No! Well drinks, $2. Doors open 7:00 pm.

Management will not be responsible for offenses to olfactory senses.

Stolen from Humanity Is Trash

Madame Strange

She was monikered Strange because of a multitude of eccentricities she exhibited. Here are some of those:

1) she was fond of Poo Cookies;
2) she always covered her navel in public;
3) she was quite fond of white shirts and would touch them whenever she saw them, no matter who was wearing them;
4) she would listen only to Liberace on her stereo.

That only touches the surface of her manias.

Nicked from Vintage Vixen Obsessed

I'm Taking

...a quick dump. Will you get the fuck outta
 here and let me do this?


Many Thanks to Hoodoo That Voodoo

Young Human

That is a very delicious-looking butt-sausage you have ejected. Would you mind letting me have it. I really am in need of a snack. Oh, it is very pungent.


Much Obliged to Bleeding Brains

Huhwell, Dude, You Bet

If the prospect of feces decorating the head of your cock excites you...


Many Thanks to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

I'm So Cool

...I just crapped my pants, and I'm not the least bit concerned -- Joey.


Nicked From Simple Dreams

Pull Up A Chair

We're having horse crap tonight, Boys!


Many Thanks to Engrish Funny

Geez, Dude

Yer breath smells literally like shit!

Many Thanks to Susi-A

How Many Times Have I Told You

...not to play with your food, young lady.


Many Thanks to I Want To Touch Your Face

Nadine?

"Why you have that 'shit' up on your wall?"


Stolen From Trash

What?

"Would you rather they shit on us, Johnny?"


Grazie a Retro World

Uh, Where Was I?

"Ah, besides stinking up the place royally, I was asking the Lord God to bless this vase for the use of the chivalry, and to grant me excellent scheitation after tonight's sup. And that the maiden across the way should neglect her drapes again tonight as she prepares her bed. And that the Pope shall send the loan of geldern which I requested.


~Anything else?"


Many Thanks to Cocotazo

Powdered Toast Man Says

"Hey, Kids. Remember, to do a good job of cleaning up after pooping. Moms are females, and females have extremely good olfactory sense. So, don't offend and avoid slippery hiney. 


And sprinkle me liberally on all your breakfast components!"


Pillaged From You Can't Piss On Hospitality

How's The Weather Today?

Shitty.


From the Bounty That is Peach Bee

You Push The Button

And he give you some soft-serve. Chocolate.


Muchos Gracias a Fuck Yeah Dementia

No, I Just Can't Poop!

Muchas Gracias a Mostly Forbidden Zone

The Part of the Godzilla Menace No One Will Talk About