I Hate

...drinking gin and tonic all by myself.


Grates to Luna Pancake!

For The Fergusons

Alcoholism runs in the family. They start 'em as soon as they can walk. In the Ferguson clan, beer, as well as bourbon and gin, belongs. You betcha!

Oh, and don't forget Bowser!

Via Retrogasm

Little Miss Bartender

Let's get the kids into the alcohol culture as early as possible, whaddayasay?


Many Thanks to Tiki Pop

In Her Cups

Marge (slurring): "Helen, have you put the kids to bed, yet? Well, send the little fuckers to bed, so we can start having some adult fun here. Damn it, I love your kids, but we gotta blow off some steam, and they will just get in the way. Did you put a TV set in their room like I suggested? Well, send them to their rooms to watch Nightmare Theater. Get their little asses out of here and pour me some more sherry -- oh, hell, no, you got any Colt 45?"


From The Bounty That Is You Can't Piss On Hospitality