Oi, take yer oppressive rules and shove them up your exhaust pipe! If yer gonna sequester these young souls in a small room and demand they pay attention to your bourgeois propaganda, then don't expect them to abide by yer repressive strictures.
Especially not my precious Aidan or Chloe.
Get creative and figure out ways to teach them while they act like natural barbarians.
It's the progressive way.