Ha Ha

That is exactly how I felt about Texas City, Texas, the little shit refinery town I had the misfortune of spending most of my adolescence in.


Eternally Grateful to A 1000 Broken Dreams

That's Because

you are in Texas City, Texas, Cloaked One.


Another great cop from You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Another Case Of Plastic Surgery Gone Horribly Wrong

Mrs. Irna Bickenstein of Passaic N.J. a year after being operated on by Dr. David Wray, M.D., in Texas City, Texas. Dr. Wray,  no longer practicing, was to have corrected a minor deformity in Irna's left eyebrow ridge.


Many Thanks to You Can't Piss On Hospitality