For Heaven's Sake, Stop Groveling

Stop averting your eyes!

Thanks to Musselsoppans Vanner

Em Essgee, Bodhisattva of Fast Food

Offering supplicants the Taco of Beneficence. With extra sauce.


Many Thanks to DTYBYWL

Queen Goddess Maiya

Throwing up all Creation.


Many Thanks to Sloth Unleashed

Dear Beloved

"You are not a problem. You are a work-in-progress, and you are experiencing growing pains. It is highly likely you will find your way in this particular life and learn your lessons, but if you don't, it's okay. You will have plenty of other opportunities in subsequent lives. Whatever the case, I love you more than you will ever know, and I believe in you."


Grazie a Eat My Crayola

I Am Very Appreciative For The Lift

 "Now, please drop me off at the Starbucks coming up."


Much Obliged to Fuck Yeah Dementia!

My Majestic Lord Neptune

I have brought the Royal Spitbucket as you ordered.


Many Thanks to Cosmic Machine

Hello, My Friends

I was just deodorizing my bathroom, and I thought I would telepath you a greeting. Have an instant karma day, Lovelies.


Many Thanks to Eat My Crayola

It's Worse Than I Had Anticipated

This place is totally degenerated. It will have to be destroyed. No, do not inform any of the inhabitants; they are part of the corruption. We will remove ourselves from the area, and send down a Purification Bomb.


From The Cornucopia of Trash

The Four Faces Of Champa Quilocet

Cirkut-Mrota, the demigod of electronics, 
Thurmah-Mrota, the demigod of heat energy,
Friielectri-Mrota, the demigod of lightning and harnessed electricity,
Zomb-Toltek-Mrota, the demigod of spiritual/zombaeic energies.


These are the creative forces that Champa Quilocet has at his disposal when working with the ancient scientists of the Teohuacaltan civilization, contemporary to the lost continent of Atlantis.


Many Thanks to Cocotazo

I Am Shabaunopol

I command you, strangeling, to make way a path for me to pass among those in this edifice, for I have been sent to distribute prana to those worthy by judgment of my master, Vengi Pinoshta. If you dare to disobey, I shall place you in a stasis bind from which you will not be released for days.


Now, make way.


From The Bounty That Is You Can't Piss On Hospitality

The God Of The Emo People

Tor-Turus. As conceived by Michael Caldwell Dickinson. Pain's triumph over pleasure.


From The Bounty That Is You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Kali, Malevolent Queen

"You are without understanding, Occidental Pissant. You are endowed with this much wisdom, the dimensions of which match your sexual equipment."


Many Thanks to Mira y Calla

Well Why Didn't You Bring Him In With You?

He'll catch his death out there.


Bless You, Peach Bee

Damn, Ethel

It's the 7th day and I'm restin' my ass.


Courtesy of Fuck Yeah Dementia

Yeah, This Is A Goddamed Library, Y'know

Hey, Big Boy, go awaken yer gods outside.


Thanks, Once Again, to Sloth Unleashed

Would You Like To Join Our Hootenanny?

"Puff, The Magic Dragon" coming right up.


Much Obliged to Mustardy Yellow Aura

O Centipedic Mater, We Regard Thee!

Freemason Icon, the Demi-Supplicant Mother, complete with regalia and supporting midget entourage.


Thanks to Oooh So Good

We Represent The Lollipop Guild

"Hi. How's it goin'?"


Courtesy of Mustardy Yellow Aura