If Looks Could Maim

Hey, Baby. How about lancing my boil?


Many Thanks to I Want To Touch Your Face

Thought This Was Absolutely Freaking Cool

Many Thanks to Lemonade Stand

Nice Pooper

The rear end of a 1958 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz. Sweet.


Klept From Simple Dreams

And, I'm So Cool

...that I just threw up in your purse and you don't care -- Gidget.


Smuggled Out Of Simple Dreams

I'm So Cool

...I just crapped my pants, and I'm not the least bit concerned -- Joey.


Nicked From Simple Dreams

Yes, It Does , Dear

So that you can more easily delude yourself that you are cool.


Courtesy of Good Things

Mommy, I Want One

Much Obliged to Aliens and Ice Cream

Is There Any More Devastating Thing To Hear About Yourself Nowadays?

Source: Retrogasm