Golly

Wish they had had services like this when I was a young man.


Eternally Grateful to You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Loose The Binds On This Old Body!

Ernestine was grooving to the strains of Wahine Waka Wabi Tokini and was daring anyone to tell her she should take a rest. She was on fire with the volcano spirit, and no man dare approach her in the state. It caused a great stir among the mainly elderly crowd.


Many Thanks to Lethal Dose

Republican Ladies Get Loose

The screwdrivers were flowing.


(Hey, Ernie, isn't that your grandmom?)


Eternally Grateful to Sloth Unleashed

There Was Something About Her

She was decidedly strange looking. I shouldn't have responded to her visual at all. But there was something so open and sensual about her persona that I found myself rather strongly attracted. The telltale indications of the shape of her breasts made me feel ways that a moment ago I would never have thought I would have felt. I was falling into a profound state of lust over this freakish lady.


When she spoke, the angels sang backup: "What an excellent looking fellow you are, young man. Come a little closer."


Muchas Gracias a La Soledad del Disenador de Fondo

Candid Picture Of A 40 Year Old Woman Taken In 1952

Women have looked awesome for centuries now. As out of date as clothing styles get, and as ridiculous and lame as some of the older apparel styles have made otherwise attractive women look,  once you get the clothes off, everything is golden.

Jesus, look at the rack on her.

Stolen From Bits & Bites