Causation

Yes, the gathering of nubile, naked bodies had sent out an invisible beacon to the eye harpies, who showed up to torment the nudists with their shame-rays.

Pillaged from Vintage Geek Culture

Nice For A Change

"Oh well", thought Marcy. "At least it's my blood he wants and not my pussy."

Many thanks to Gotankgo

Really Crappy Movie Alert

This is a very short clip from Jerry Warren's last movie, "Frankenstein Island". It is seriously bad, but in an entertaining way. This is a sample of the <cough, cough> special effects.


Even this gif is crappy, and the repeating action drops out for minutes, and then returns. Word to the wise.


Happily Pillaged from Sloth Unleashed

For God's Sake, Ted

Put some Vaseline Intensive Care on them, puh-lease! And clip those nails. For heavens' sake, Man, didn't your Momma teach you anything about hygiene?


Many Thanks to Luna Pancake!

Lookin' Good, Babies

Nice bones!


Via You Can't Piss On Hospitality

Whatever Movie This Is For

I want it!


Courtesy of Days Run Away

Dreams Of The Mid-Century Pubescent

When I was a teenager in the 60s and the hormones were running high, I was always looking for a televised movie that had some sexually provocative imagery in it. I can tell you that I would have been extremely excited to see a movie that incorporated a scene like the one above in a scary movie. Even though, in this particular rendition, no overt nudity is to be seen. But the potential is definitely there.


But, one could not, in those days, expect to see the sort of stuff you could see in a "man's magazine" in the sort of movie they might acquire for local broadcast.


Pity.


From The Bounty That Is It Is Not Safe Here

What's It To Ya?

Yeah, we're VAMPIRE LOVERS...


Much Obliged to It Is Not Safe Here

Uh-huh, Very Funny, Dracula

Now go the fuck back to bed.


Courtesy of Fuck Yeah, Dementia!

Horror In A Top Hat

Decades before Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. Ladies and Gentlemen, Coffin Joe (Zé do Caixão).


Courtesy of It's Deadlicious

Shit, Dennis

Sorry I missed your soiree.


Many Thanks to Low Down Coyote

Tonight On ABC

Real Housewives of Graveyard Junction.


Via It Is Not Safe Here

Hannah The Republican

This was my 5th girl friend, Hannah. I wanted someone a little more conventional than the mutants I had been dating. Yesiree, she was a lot of fun.


Many Thanks to Bleeding Brains

Geez, Dude

Yer breath smells literally like shit!

Many Thanks to Susi-A

Having

one helluva bad hair day.


Many Thanks to Monster Crazy

For A Midnight Snack

Many Thanks to A 1000 Broken Dreams

For You, Mother Superior

"The Sisters told me that you love poached eggs."


Many Thanks to Weird Animals Eating Chemicals

You Shit-Eating Hussy!

We'll teach you for daring to be prettier than us.


From The Bounty That Is Grottu Orloff's Pad!

Look, Everybody!

Medusa's got a new 'do! Er, I feel -- kinda -- stra -- uhhhh.


Many Thanks to Grottu Orloff's Pad!

The Strange

patter of Kara-Kum, Polish Master of Horror.


Cheerfully Pillaged from It's Not Safe Here