The Girl Can't Help It

Olivia was a totally sexual creature and exceedingly fond of fellatio. If confronted with anything that resembled an erect, naked penis, she would automatically assume the position.


Grates to A 1000 Broken Dreams

Timothy Really Liked Being In The Circus

It was all the really hot girls and women he worked around. They were so nice to him. Yeah, Tim was at the age that he really shouldn't have cared, but he was not like the other 10-year-old boys. He really, really liked females.


From The Bounty That Is Luna Pancake!

We Wowed Them in Schenectady

The Squeege Sisters and Mickey, former circus act, now touring the Northeast in underground vaudeville houses. Variety says "The Entertainment Personification of Polymorphous Perversity -- bring your raincoats!".

Grazie a Random Index

Don't Try This At Home, Kids

"Only we professionals know how to do it and not get hurt."


Many Thanks to The Baby Shakers Club

The Ladies In Skimpy Costumes Saved It

Circuses: One peg above Rodeos on the List of Lamest Entertainments.

Obliged to Retrogasm