Thanks, Sister

We always wondered if you were allowed to keep your tits.


Many Thanks to Low Down Coyote

Jehovah's Witnesses

This is how JW's look in my nightmares.


Happily Pillaged from It Is Not Safe Here

I'm The Dalai Lama, MoFo!

Big Jacob Ferdlehrer of Narrangansett, R.I., browses the book rack at Kinimura's Adult Books. Mr. Ferdlehrer is noted for having since 1952 claimed to be the real Dalai Lama, challenging Tenzin Gyatso's claim to the seat. He maintains that he woke on February 10, 1950 to find himself wearing a yellow hat called a "gelug", the traditional headcovering of the Tibetan Dalais. He has petitioned the monks at several monasteries in Tibet, telling them that he has had dreams wherein Palden Lhamo, the Guardian of the Sacred Lake, has told him that he is the true reincarnated Dalai Lama, but all his protests have fallen on deaf ears. Ferdlehrer is not one to give up however, and he plans next to approach the U.N. for help in plying his claim.


Many Thanks to Glyphjockey

You Fugitive From A Babylonian Brothel!

"I cannot believe this treachery from my own sister!"
"You know not what you are saying, you suckling. I have not touched your husband."
"Then why does he take a picture of you naked of veil to the water closet with him?"
"I don't know. Perhaps he likes the paper for his ablutions."
"You harlot! He is not shitting in the closet with your picture. The Prophet was wise when he prohibited graven images! Now see how you enjoy drowning!"
"You sad goat -- in 2 feet of water?!"


Many Thanks to Weird Animals Eating Chemicals

The Succubus Threatens

Derangia, one of Satan's most ambitious succubi, was always pushing the envelope of her hellish arts, and she was about to make a big mistake.


She was considering an innocent child as a victim, an act which she knew would anger the Creator greatly.


Her master knew of her intentions and was perfectly happy to let the Supreme Arbiter turn Derangia to dust. 


After all, he had more of the foul smelling bitches than he knew what to do with.


Many Thanks to Monster Crazy

The Highway To Hell

Why, no, this hasn't been photoshopped.


Stolen From Piccsy

What The Bible Left Out

"Ah, to heck with her. Never could tell my wife anything."


Source: Dry Toasts

The Power and the Glory

Of the consecrated storage unit.


Thanks Very Much, Lushlight