Oh My Gosh, Cousin Myrtle

Was that the only bikini top you had. Bless your heart, you look like you're freezing. If you want to finish your tea, I can warm your boobs for you.


Much Obliged to DeScepter

How To Know When You're Getting Old (British Version)

When this bit of graffiti makes a lot of sense to you.


Many Thanks to Ffffound!