Causation

Yes, the gathering of nubile, naked bodies had sent out an invisible beacon to the eye harpies, who showed up to torment the nudists with their shame-rays.

Pillaged from Vintage Geek Culture

The Predicament of The Buxom Faithful

The Sisters of Fleshiness were devout Anglicans who just happened to have embraced Nudism and Sailor Culture. They set out from Liverpool in a schooner but ran into stormy weather around Southport. They were much afraid, but Frieda raised the Cross hoping that the Lord's Angels would see and take pity upon them. 


The Captain was so distracted by the Sister's exposed attributes that he could not be counted upon to steer the bark to safety, but lay upon the deck in a smitten daze.


Many Thanks to Mlle Ghoul's Fairy Tales