Causation

Yes, the gathering of nubile, naked bodies had sent out an invisible beacon to the eye harpies, who showed up to torment the nudists with their shame-rays.

Pillaged from Vintage Geek Culture

Unclear On The Concept

Eugene believed he had a sure-fire drive-in hit with his new independent feature. Unfortunately, he directed his cameraman to never aim the camera above knee-height.


From The Bounty That Is Tofutti Break

A Blinding Pulse of Pulchritude

Yeah, Bette looks damn plush in her 30s-era bathing suit, but I tell you, fellas, Joan Blondell is hiding a corpus that could take you from 6 o'clock to 2 in nothing flat. 


If you can find one of her rare nude photos, you will see I am right.


Via It Is Not Safe Here

What A Great Outfit

And it goes well with the shiny jalopy.


Grazie a Sloth Unleashed