Over Achiever

"Honey, you do more for us lads than all of our wives put together.

And you ain't even got legs!"

Many thanks to Retrozone

You Fool

You have failed me for the last time. When Los Panteros get through with you, they will have to pick you up with a spatula. But, of couse, you will have been parsed into handy spatula-sized portions.

Many Thanks to Nistagmus

Yeah, And Hey, Benny,...

"...could ya get one of your pals to come along for a date for Patrice? She's no Marilyn Monroe, but she really can hum, if ya know what I mean..."

Many Thanks to Unexplained Cinema

I'm Turning It On

My kitchen masturbation monitoring system.

Much Obliged to Random Index

The Rear End

...of a sweet late-50s Dodge sedan. Man, they knew how to style them then!

Courtesy of Hoodoo That Voodoo

Chef's Delight

Mrs. Arno Simka-Pavonne of Squatprocess, N.C., won the 1st prize for the best peccary pie in the State. Besides a $1000 gift card from Full of Shirt, she also is allowed to use the Mississippi for a latrine for an entire year.

Courtesy of Retrozone

What?

I do NOT get forgetful when I drink. Whatever gave you that idea?

Many Thanks to It Is Not Safe Here

Dat Ass

Don't know who she was, but they knew how to do butts in the 60s, fosho.


Many Thanks to Sloth Unleashed

For God's Sake, Ted

Put some Vaseline Intensive Care on them, puh-lease! And clip those nails. For heavens' sake, Man, didn't your Momma teach you anything about hygiene?


Many Thanks to Luna Pancake!

Whatcha Starin' At, Mister?

Fuck off, ya bastard or we're callin' the cops.


Happily Pillaged From Retrogasm

Now There's A Scientific Study

I can get behind!


Many Thanks to Retrogasm

That's The Signpost Up Ahead

Your next stop...


From The Bounty That Is Luna Pancake!

Whaddayamean My Hair's Too High?

Next thing, you'll be telling me my toenails are too long.


Much Obliged to Luna Pancake!

Who Said Magic Shows Are Boring?

Many Thanks to RockyRakoon

Have I Got A Guy For You, Hon'

Images Courtesy of A 1000 Broken Dreams

Silhouette, Oh Silhouette

can we not go tete-a-teat?

Much Obliged to The Constant Buzz

Hey, Buster

Like my buckskin vest?


Many Thanks to Hoodoo That Voodoo

I Got A Wiener For You

God Bless Luna Pancake! For This Image

The Pressure Got To Me

"Yeah, Fucker, I took the hands off the clock. Just try to make me put 'em back on."


Image Courtesy of Luna Pancake!

You Didn't Tell Me

...the bull would have a raging hard-on!


Grates to Luna Pancake!