Best Cyclops Ever

Pulled from Vintage Geek Culture

A Reminder

...to not pick up hitchhikers.

Got this from Gotankgo

For God's Sake, Ted

Put some Vaseline Intensive Care on them, puh-lease! And clip those nails. For heavens' sake, Man, didn't your Momma teach you anything about hygiene?


Many Thanks to Luna Pancake!

Paranormal Pickpocket

The Wampa-Pagnet, a human mutation that has some very unique paranormal powers, and an appetite for ordinary things such as money. A lovely thief to look at.


Many Thanks to Moth Milk

Geez, Guys

Why ya got it so dark in here. Turns some lights on fer Crissakes.


Many Thanks to Monster Crazy

Having

one helluva bad hair day.


Many Thanks to Monster Crazy

For Connie

The phrase "that time of the month" carried a whole different (and horrifying) meaning.


Eternally Grateful to La Soledad del Disenador de Fondo

Now You Have Made Baaltor Mad

Run like hell!


Grazie a Trash

He Wouldn't Meet My Gaze

"No, there's a very good reason why this chapel is locked up. But it isn't this padlock that keeps the monster within imprisoned. It is the spell cast by the most powerful shaman in the territory. Otherwise, it would eat this door for an appetizer and make you and me the main course."


Via Cosmic Dust

Despite The Fact

That Matthew was a Blore Demon, Lilly still loved him. But his table manners were horrendous.


Via Trash

So I Sez, Officer

"..., I am pretty sure there is no law against my looking this way, alarming though it might be, I am violating no one's rights and I am completely helpless to change it. He gave me a ticket anyway. Jackass."


Nicked From Monster Man

Hey, Tall, Green, and Gnarly

Let's check out the schlong the good Doctor gave ya. You are gonna love the yummy stuff he made me out of.


From The Bounty That Is Monster Man

And Now From The Bowels Of Hell

The Stinking Corpses, singing their latest hit "I Like It(When You Blow Pus)". Saturday night at the Pandemonium, bar opens at 9:00 pm.


Many Thanks to Monster Man

Thanks So Much!

"How did you guess that this was what I was hoping to get for my birthday?"


Via Monster Crazy

Shamakkah Was A Little Too Enthusiastic For His Own Good

Uh, Ginger. Uh, sorry I ripped your clothes and threw you down the stairs. I kinda got carried away, I really like you a whole lot. Uh, hope you liked the flowers. Shamon.


Many Thanks to Life On Mars

Uh, Yeah, We Could Use Some Help

You don't happen to know where we could get a little lucha libre action. I mean, couldja hook us up with some professional wrestlers? We don't wanna sound picky, but it would be nice if they were masked.


Muchas Gracias a D.R.A.

You Are Hearing My Words Inside of Your Brain

I have seen behind the illusion that is this physical existence. I am no longer a passive participant in my physicality. I can take whatever shape I wish. You are seeing the holographic construct that is the brain inside of my head. My consciousness of my atoms surpasses the limits imposed by the Creator. Soon, this flesh will be terminated, but until then I will make those changes which I desire. 


If the Universe self-destructs as a result, so be it.


Thanks to Weird Animals Eating Chemicals

It Certainly Is Low Brow

But it's just about the hottest thing this Monster Kid has ever seen. Oh, yeah.


Via Grottu Orloff's Pad!

Shit!

Why do you fuckers always show up when I'm down to my knickers?!


Muchos Gracias a Grottu Orloff's Pad!

Too Late

Hey, Man, don't do the brown acid.


Much Obliged to Weird Animals Eating Chemicals