Over Achiever

"Honey, you do more for us lads than all of our wives put together.

And you ain't even got legs!"

Many thanks to Retrozone

My Kinda Esoterica

Winner of the Iconoclast Periodical Society's 2010 Wanker's Delight Truffleberry Award. Particularly for the chapter "The Orifice That Launched A Thousand Sips". 


Courtesy of Hoodoo That Voodoo

Thees Bag Over My Mamelles

"...ees as absurd as zee pantaloons you wear, Human."


Courtesy of Sloth Unleashed

Mermaids Need To Bathe, Too

Water. The fish piss in it, y'know.

Courtesy of Sloth Unleashed