I'm The King

I'll fuck with ya if I want.


Much Obliged to Good Things

Is This The Carrot That Assaulted You, Ma'am?

No, Officer, he's still got his greens.


Many Thanks to Fantomatik

Anything You Say, Officer

"Besides, I have nice legs, don't you think?"


Much Obliged to Luna Pancake!

Talk Electronically and Carry A Ridiculously Small Baton

Officer Mekaniko checks the driver's license of Mrs. Ur-neil Kassahn while brandishing his defense drumstick. Aficianados will recognize the automaton as the grandfather of Detroit's Robo-Cop.

(Many Thanks to Sloth Unleashed)