For God's Sake, Ted

Put some Vaseline Intensive Care on them, puh-lease! And clip those nails. For heavens' sake, Man, didn't your Momma teach you anything about hygiene?


Many Thanks to Luna Pancake!

Cha-Cha Heels

I'd better get some.


Many Thanks to Luna Pancake!

Unless, Of Course, You Are Cheryl Tunt

Then you tell your co-workers as well.


Images Courtesy of You Can't Piss On Hospitality and Funny Junk

Seldom Screened Bergman

A key scene from Ingmar Bergman's "The Hubris of Deliciousness".


Via Negative Pleasure 2

Why, Yes, It Is 1973

"And we are in some cheezy European movie. How did you know?"


Many Thanks to Negative Pleasure 2

But Not Necessarily In That Order

Courtesy of Monster Man

God, I Love Del Tenney

Eternally Grateful to It Is Not Safe Here

Horror In A Top Hat

Decades before Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. Ladies and Gentlemen, Coffin Joe (Zé do Caixão).


Courtesy of It's Deadlicious

The Gong Show, Uncensored

Much Obliged to I'll Tumblr For Ya

If Barack Obama Can Have It

"...by God, I can, too!"


Happily Pillaged From I'll Tumblr For Ya

We Relish What We Do

"We shove the poles in the holes, People."


Courtesy of I'll Tumblr For Ya

Shit, Dennis

Sorry I missed your soiree.


Many Thanks to Low Down Coyote

Everyone Here Who's Gay

Raise your hand.


Many Thanks to It Is Not Safe Here

'Nuff Said?

'nuff said.


Many Thanks to Retrogasm

Shut Up

...and eat your Cheerios.


Much Obliged to Astral Eyes

The Sound Of Music On Acid

My idea of the perfect movie for Saturday 2:30 am.


Much Obliged to Bleeding Brains

Hannah The Republican

This was my 5th girl friend, Hannah. I wanted someone a little more conventional than the mutants I had been dating. Yesiree, she was a lot of fun.


Many Thanks to Bleeding Brains

Not The Disney Version

How "Snow White" goes in my dreams...


From The Bounty That Is Sloth Unleashed

Geez, Guys

Why ya got it so dark in here. Turns some lights on fer Crissakes.


Many Thanks to Monster Crazy

In The 1930s

If ya wanted babes, you became a Swami.


Much Obliged to Susi-A