When Ernest Was Working

He couldn't help feeling warm and, yes, toasty.


Many Thanks to I'll Tumble For Ya

It's Your Turn

...to defrost the fridge, Baby Doll.


Much Obliged to Atompunk

See Something You Like, Buster?

Gilda had this thing about lighting her cigarettes on gas stoves. When she was in someone's home for the first time, she would always check out the kitchen to see if they had a gas model. If so, then she knew that the next time she lit up, it would be from a burner.


Of course, this also allowed her to lean down and expose some cleavage, and should anyone take notice, she would feign disgust, but the attention fed her exhibitionistic desires despite her disingenuous displeasure.


Many Thanks to Retrophile's Oasis

Ya Know

There are housekeeping tasks that the professional webcam girl must not neglect.


Source: Fuck Yeah Dementia

Feeling Frisky

Standing by their open, fully-stocked fridge -- guaranteed to pump up the Henderson's libido.


Courtesy of You're Horrible

The Pleasures of A Simpler Time

When the fridge was meat central. And hitting it in the middle of the night was no problema.


Once Again, Thanks to Happenstance

She Lost It In Front Of The Appliance Mart

Her detest of durable goods was both passionate and inexplicable.


Swiped from La Soledad del Disenador De Fondo

I Want One, Mommy

Thanks to Archie McPhee's Endless Geyser of Awesome