Gum Against Dirty Footprints

Giant ambulatory pack of gum circulates among thoughtless teens and when it detects a dirty shoed foot on any of 51,000 recognized furniture objects, it proceeds to break feet, ankle, or leg associated with it. Your kids won't love it, but you sure will!


Another Brilliant Cop From Tack-O-Rama

Yeah, Just What I Want

A date with a Vivian Vance look-alike.


Many Thanks to Atompunk

I Would Appreciate It If

...you wouldn't regard me as purely a sex object.


Courtesy of Sloth Unleashed

Geesh

This is your brain on adolescence.


Much Obliged to A 1000 Broken Dreams

For Connie

The phrase "that time of the month" carried a whole different (and horrifying) meaning.


Eternally Grateful to La Soledad del Disenador de Fondo

Uh Oh

"How long have you been here, Offspring-Unit 1! I have walked the whole damn neighborhood looking for you! Why is your antenna retracted?! If you don't have a good answer, you're ungrounded for the next two weeks. See how you like that."


Sincere Appreciation to Sloth Unleashed

Thanks For The Heads Up, Dildo

Phoebe thought,  "It'll give me time to call my five older brothers to be here so they can process you into hamburger meat for cannibals."


Courtesy of A 1000 Broken Dreams

Jimbo The Hotdogger

Jimmy waited patiently for the spanish fly he had sneaked onto the girls' hot dogs to take effect.


Many Thanks to Grottu Orloff's Pad!