So I Sez To Her

"'Darlin', if I were you, I wouldn't take the term 'dummy' too literally with my case. My maker was very generous when he fashioned certain of my anatomical aspects,' And I winked at her. 'I am actually rather over-endowed for my size. I have pleasured the lovely ladies of the chorus line at the Palace Theater and The Opera in Kirksville. I have also kept company with London royalty, and am one of the few to bring Queen Victoria to the climax. So please do not make the mistake of thinking that, because I am wooden, that I do not have the means to satisfy m'lady.' That did the trick. Oh, and she was lovely, indeed, my friends."


Nicked From Sloth Unleashed

Dat Ass

There's no hiding it.


Much Obliged to Sloth Unleashed

Harpies Regroup

"I don't know. I think our engineering of that Hugh Grant thing was bloody brilliant. But, alas, I think we have greater things ahead of us."


Many Thanks to La Soledad del Disenador de Fondo

So Good, It Needs No Additives

Nicked From You Can't Piss On Hospitality

I Could See Her In The Vanity Mirrorlet

She was naked, her torso exposed as her lovely legs hid beneath a throw. I could smell the fragrances wafting from the containers on her vanity table, and it was getting quite warm in the room. Her repose beckoned to me, and even though I thought her expression not so inviting, my libido was urging me on. 


As I approached, her expression changed to the most salacious and seductive smile I have ever seen upon the face of any woman. 


All of a sudden, it was very difficult indeed to walk.


But walk I did.


Via Bits & Bites

Henry's Bachelor Party

Don't tell me that Victorians didn't know how to loosen up and get raunchy.


Many Thanks to Wicked Knickers