What's It To Ya?

Yeah, we're VAMPIRE LOVERS...


Much Obliged to It Is Not Safe Here

Hey, Audrey

Where'd ya pick up the vampire?


Courtesy of Retrophile's Oasis

I Have Been Saving This For You, My Dear

Baron Strankhausen was a real pro at entertaining the young vampirettes he would invite to the castle, but he was so taken with Vladmina, that he pulled out all the stops.


"Vladdie, my sweet, I have had this in the blood vault for a century now. It is the forearm and hand of Sir Francis Bacon, and it's nectar is as fine a vintage as you will find anywhere. Please accept this with my compliments."


Vladmina was flattered to say the least.


Courtesy of Cocotazo

Holy Crap!

Intersecting perpendicular lines! I'm fucked, Chuck!


Source: Bohemea