Yer thinking, "Gosh, I can't wait for the weekend. I'm saving up to buy a Dracula model kit. I'm gonna wash my Schwinn. Then I'm going fishing with Ernie. Saturday night, "House of Frankenstein" on Shock Theater, and then Sunday School the next morning, where I will meet this thick hot bitch wearing a tigerskin print minidress. Yes, indeedy do."
Via Luna Pancake
In a time of dictatorships masquerading as democracies, the state of Pomogo is a breath of fresh air. Here we see the head of state for the little principality, Prince Maldi-J, who rules with an iron hand, and requires all his subjects buy his rap music CDs. He is fabulously rich from the yields of gold ore from the Smurf mines. He is also believed to have ties to the Church of the SubGenius and Insane Clown Posse.
Many Thanks to Luna Pancake!
